Saturday, May 8, 2010

CPE point...

Bangun pagi liat gila kan...ari nie nak HQ again....malasnya...buat apa???pa lagi wat traning...tok collect point...jd dealer or remisier nie kena completekan cpe point....pagi2 lah wat lawak sengal...dah lah jam menunjukkan kol 7.30am..leh pulak cik baizura nie main bertanding bangun lambat ngan aq...padahal dah celik da mata...kitaowg main tendang2 supaya bangun dr tempat tidor supaya salah satu ngako kalah...siapa bangun dulu dia kalah...dr kampus sama jer perangai...w/pon cahaya matahari dah dekat kat muka pon...still x nak ngako kalah...kakaka....sakit doh belakang bab main sepak2 ngan anak gajah nie....akhirnya dia kalah...bab bangun dia bangun...yes sri menang!!!!...kakaka!!!selalunya aq kalah lar!!!

Disebabkan perangai x nak bangun awal nie...kitaowg gerak kol 8.30am....amik ko...jem gila tadi stuck kat tgh jalan.....dah training tu start kol 9am....kitaowg sampai kat kl kol 9.20am.....amik ko tercungap2 masuk dewan tu + tebal muka....sampai kena tegur oleh speaker tu "r u remisier???"...malunya perli ker apa owg nie....disebabkan sri malu sgt...tertengok satu tempat kosong n tanya kat owg tu "is there any people sit here???" laju dia jawab "ya"...terpaksa lah aq tarik kerusi dr belakang...arghhh...malunya....tyme dah duduk tuh baru perasan yg owg yg sri tanya pasal tempat duduk tu rupanya another speaker person jugak...macam nak sembunyikan jer muka nie....dlm ati...huhuhu...jgn lah dia tanya aq banyak soalan nanti.....huhu.....

Apapun banyak juga input yg dpt dpt masa attend seminar nie......
pengajaran sri...jgn dtg lamabat tau!!!!asal training jer...selalu lambat....dush2x

Friday, May 7, 2010

wahai sang hijau....

Bangun pagi gosok gigi....nananan...buat apa skrank??
lalalalalal.....nie lagu adik aq nie masa tadika, cikgu dia ajar..
tapi aq terbalik...bangun pagi x gosok gigi...dgn air liur basi pigi cari baju nak g keja....huuhu..pastu termenung jap...baru g gosok baju.....x pasai2 dlm keadaan mengantuk jz pup jer iron...x sangka pulak iron tu tgh panas....huhu...habis kain aq terbakar n berlubang....nasib kat bhgn bawah ker....di sebabkan malas nak pakai baju lain..pakai jer baju nie.....sedeynya baju dah x leh pakai dah lepas nie...nie ari terakhir aq bersama baju nie!!!!!wawawawa!!!!!

Pastu citer ngan member opis, k.mah n bai...diowg gelak saka jer tgk baju aq...
pastu k.mah berbicara : "Bai..jum kita g jauh2 dr budak nie....ko kenal tak....aq xde member pakai kain terbakar nie...hang kenal tak dia nei!!"
Bai: x kenai lah k.mah....jum jauh sikit dr budak nie.....

wawawa...sedeynya aq dah...dah aq teraniya oleh iron tuh!!!!!!salah satu asset aq dah terbakar...alahai wahai baju kurung ku sang hijau.........

Pagi td tengah nak masukan id dlm bfe(terminal saham nie) dowg ckp...td bos ckp market teruk ari nie....(dalam ati bukan ari2 mmg teruk ker!!!)...start jer opening saham...wah down up to 15 point....wah teruk gila..dis is the first time since sy keja kat sini.....mmg terrible lah market ari nie like red sea...nak tau napa????bab debt crisis dekat greece(europe)....terrible....

Baru nak selesai habes taip this entri...tekakku terasa kering....ngan gagah kan diri tok minum...trylah nak capai botol air...tiba2 tup..abes muka ku kena percikan air bagaikan air paip tgh mengalir teru kearah baju kurung ku.....waawaaaaaaa...habis basah lecun....malangnya baju hijau ku nie.....

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Diet.....

aq nak diet!!!!wawawa..aq da gemok!! semlam terkejut tgk perutku dah buncit......
nie nak citer kisah seorg hamba Allah yg nak berdiet.....

Pada suatu hari, di dalam sebuah office yg tenang,...dan owg2 kat dlm opis hanya duk terbenam kat kerusi jer.....salah seorng drp pekerja tu sgt2 nak berdiet...so dia pun ajak lah kawan dia yg turut terbenam kat kerusi tu....


A: Awak2 jom kita g jogging???nak tak??

B: Jum2...aq pon nak kurus jak...tp awak amik la i tau....
A: bole2...tunggu kat umah awk jer....nak tak kalu i bawa sandwich masa kita g jogging...
B: ok2....


Selepas lima minit.....

A: x jadi lah awak...i bawa mee goreng..sedap sikit...sandiwch cam x besh jer...tp takpe kita bawa jer dua2 tu...
B: ok2...(dalam hati bolela....)


Kemudian bilik tu kembali senyap n sunyi...tiba si A memecah kesunyian itu...

A: AHHH!!!!rasanya i bole bawa ayam goreng panggang kut time petang tu kalu kita nak jogging... mana tau mak i masak...wah sedapnya....

Salah seorg kwn diowg nie hanya menjadi pendengar yg setia...tiba2 menjerit


"Wei kalu kowg nak diet or nak jogging baik kat umah jer....bawa makanan yg melampau2 mcm nak g melantak jer.....ayat jer power nak jogging...tp makanan uhhhh"....hahaha




Moral of da story....kalu aq nak diet...kena lah datang dr diri sendiri....tumbuk badan...tanya selera...hahaha

Aduhai saham...

huhu...market jatuh ari nie...wah menyesalnya ba x dpt beli...sri gila2 interested ngan satu caunter nie...pulakmak...gila jatuh mcm nangka bucuk...besh gila kalu aq ada duit tau...wah!!!nak beli....tp apakan dayaku.....wei....it now signal 4 all investor to buy...good opportunity ma!!!!!!tp pelik jugak kat owg ramai...time saham tu tgh laju jer naik...tyme tu jugak lar nak beli...tyme jatuh x nak beli......pelik2x.....

TAU TAK SAPA TU WARREN BUFFETT???






He became America’s second or third richest man, and a living legend.



Warren Buffett's Investment Principles
Stock investments should be looked at in the same way as buying a business. The stock investor is really buying a tiny share or partnership and should apply the same principles that they would in buying a business – the Benjamin Graham approach:

1. The company should be soundly managed. Tests of good management include:

* Share buybacks
* Good use of retained earnings
* Sticking to what you know

2. The company has demonstrated earning capacity with a likelihood that this will continue. Tests of earning capacity include:

* Company growth
* Dealing with inflation
* Capital expenditure
* Look through earnings
* Brand names

3. The company should have consistently high returns. Warren Buffett would look at both:

* Returns on equity
* Returns on capital

4. The company should have a prudent approach to debt.

5. The businesses of the company should be simple and the investor should have an understanding of the company.

See case studies

6. Assuming that all these thresholds are satisfied, the investment should only be made at a reasonable price, with a margin of safety. This is always a matter for independent judgment by the investor but it is relevant to consider:

* Price/earnings ratios
* Earnings and Dividend yields
* Book value
* Comparative rates of return

8. Investors need to take a long term approach.



I want to be like Warren Buffett!!!!next time sy update ngan info pasal warrent yer

Monday, May 3, 2010

Meeting!!!!!

sakit jantung den td masa meeting...dengan senyum ku melangkah masuk keja sampai duduk kat meja sendiri...tiba2 kwn menjerit jap lagi ada meeting....ahhhhhhhh...bencinya....untuk pengetahuan sy paling x suka time meeting...huhuhuh....

hahaha....masa meeting td kitaowg bincang pasal survey yg kitaowg jawab dulu:

job environment = bad
job conducive = x best lar jugak!!
job security = masih ada nada worried.....n mostly all da staff jwb ngan terrible...

tiba2 my bos said....can u tell me ur prob...kami suma terdiam...takut nak ckp pon ada ....hehee...pastu dia sebut nama owg satu2..mampos....sampai turn aq nie...how about the new staff at the back??? can u give ur feedback since u r new here....aq pon tergamam...omg!!!!...just senyap jer bab senior pon x buka mulut....

n then sampai turn kelly dia bgtau yg opis nie old fashion...after jer kelly open mulut dia....hmmm suma owg bercakap...ngan tempat keja nie ...tempat cik ti(tikus)...hahaha kuar pulak suggestion suh pindah opis!!!!wah kitaowg suma berbunga jer hati....yeahhh!!!!!n then my bos ckp lagi u find any ofis around kajang...n then u inform me.....kita buy that shop lot...wah beshnya kalu dpt pindah opis...kakaka angan2.....