Diet.....

aq nak diet!!!!wawawa..aq da gemok!! semlam terkejut tgk perutku dah buncit......
nie nak citer kisah seorg hamba Allah yg nak berdiet.....

Pada suatu hari, di dalam sebuah office yg tenang,...dan owg2 kat dlm opis hanya duk terbenam kat kerusi jer.....salah seorng drp pekerja tu sgt2 nak berdiet...so dia pun ajak lah kawan dia yg turut terbenam kat kerusi tu....


A: Awak2 jom kita g jogging???nak tak??
B: Jum2...aq pon nak kurus jak...tp awak amik la i tau....
A: bole2...tunggu kat umah awk jer....nak tak kalu i bawa sandwich masa kita g jogging...
B: ok2....

Selepas lima minit.....

A: x jadi lah awak...i bawa mee goreng..sedap sikit...sandiwch cam x besh jer...tp takpe kita bawa jer dua2 tu...
B: ok2...(dalam hati bolela....)

Kemudian bilik tu kembali senyap n sunyi...tiba si A memecah kesunyian itu...

A: AHHH!!!!rasanya i bole bawa ayam goreng panggang kut time petang tu kalu kita nak jogging... mana tau mak i masak...wah sedapnya....

Salah seorg kwn diowg nie hanya menjadi pendengar yg setia...tiba2 menjerit

"Wei kalu kowg nak diet or nak jogging baik kat umah jer....bawa makanan yg melampau2 mcm nak g melantak jer.....ayat jer power nak jogging...tp makanan uhhhh"....hahaha




Moral of da story....kalu aq nak diet...kena lah datang dr diri sendiri....tumbuk badan...tanya selera...hahaha

Aduhai saham...

huhu...market jatuh ari nie...wah menyesalnya ba x dpt beli...sri gila2 interested ngan satu caunter nie...pulakmak...gila jatuh mcm nangka bucuk...besh gila kalu aq ada duit tau...wah!!!nak beli....tp apakan dayaku.....wei....it now signal 4 all investor to buy...good opportunity ma!!!!!!tp pelik jugak kat owg ramai...time saham tu tgh laju jer naik...tyme tu jugak lar nak beli...tyme jatuh x nak beli......pelik2x.....

TAU TAK SAPA TU WARREN BUFFETT???






He became America’s second or third richest man, and a living legend.



Warren Buffett's Investment Principles
Stock investments should be looked at in the same way as buying a business. The stock investor is really buying a tiny share or partnership and should apply the same principles that they would in buying a business – the Benjamin Graham approach:

1. The company should be soundly managed. Tests of good management include:

* Share buybacks
* Good use of retained earnings
* Sticking to what you know

2. The company has demonstrated earning capacity with a likelihood that this will continue. Tests of earning capacity include:

* Company growth
* Dealing with inflation
* Capital expenditure
* Look through earnings
* Brand names

3. The company should have consistently high returns. Warren Buffett would look at both:

* Returns on equity
* Returns on capital

4. The company should have a prudent approach to debt.

5. The businesses of the company should be simple and the investor should have an understanding of the company.

See case studies

6. Assuming that all these thresholds are satisfied, the investment should only be made at a reasonable price, with a margin of safety. This is always a matter for independent judgment by the investor but it is relevant to consider:

* Price/earnings ratios
* Earnings and Dividend yields
* Book value
* Comparative rates of return

8. Investors need to take a long term approach.



I want to be like Warren Buffett!!!!next time sy update ngan info pasal warrent yer

Meeting!!!!!

sakit jantung den td masa meeting...dengan senyum ku melangkah masuk keja sampai duduk kat meja sendiri...tiba2 kwn menjerit jap lagi ada meeting....ahhhhhhhh...bencinya....untuk pengetahuan sy paling x suka time meeting...huhuhuh....

hahaha....masa meeting td kitaowg bincang pasal survey yg kitaowg jawab dulu:

job environment = bad
job conducive = x best lar jugak!!
job security = masih ada nada worried.....n mostly all da staff jwb ngan terrible...

tiba2 my bos said....can u tell me ur prob...kami suma terdiam...takut nak ckp pon ada ....hehee...pastu dia sebut nama owg satu2..mampos....sampai turn aq nie...how about the new staff at the back??? can u give ur feedback since u r new here....aq pon tergamam...omg!!!!...just senyap jer bab senior pon x buka mulut....

n then sampai turn kelly dia bgtau yg opis nie old fashion...after jer kelly open mulut dia....hmmm suma owg bercakap...ngan tempat keja nie ...tempat cik ti(tikus)...hahaha kuar pulak suggestion suh pindah opis!!!!wah kitaowg suma berbunga jer hati....yeahhh!!!!!n then my bos ckp lagi u find any ofis around kajang...n then u inform me.....kita buy that shop lot...wah beshnya kalu dpt pindah opis...kakaka angan2.....

Good bye my April....welcome May to my life.....

gagah owh lalala....gagah owl lalala....n don't break my heart please!!!!
benci sgt2 ari2 dengar lagu lady gagah kat corong radio...leh x kalu x main kan dlm satu ari....yg pi dgr pasai....aiyo!!!!!!!!!!
nak tau!!!nak tau tak!!!!smlm pas balik keja nie....kitaowg jln(naik mr.D yer)a.k.a kancil lalu depan sekolah cina...pastu jln agak jam bab para ibu2 n bpk tgh tunggu anak dia...so bai berhenti n beratur kat depan sebuah keta....ingat depan tu jam ker sebelom nak masuk satu selekoh...agak lama jugak lah berhenti...dalam 10 minut....so kitaowg pon berchit chat..pelik...asal keta depan nie x jalan2 ahhhh...rupa2nya mak bpk dak sekolah tgh parking kat tgh jalan tuh sambil tunggu anak dowg...rasa lucu pon ada...hahaha....asal lar kita parking kat tgh jalan ahhhhh...hahahha....

uiiiiiiiiiii...laparnya...skrank ni nak masuk waktu lunch.....nak makan apa yer????maggie...wah sedapnye...x bule2....x sihat....

laptop ku a.k.a tv lcd 14"

Hai.....siapa nak sign????angan2x tuk jd artist.....
pagi2 dah lawak sengal...leh pulak laptop klasik aq nie wat lawat...player dvd dia terkeluar n tercabut....jatuh kat lantai...fuh dlam ati pikir nie mesti xleh main dvd dah...bermonolog dlm ati" kasian bai...xdpt lah dia nak pinjam tv lcd aq nie tok dia tgk cita2 korea dia"hahaha....pastu plug in masukkan dlm laptop n try mainkan dvd...xku sangka leh main lagi yahhoo........

nie adalar laptop sri a.k.a
tv lcd 14'

Tie Sri wlpn dvd player dlm laptop dah terkeluar n tercabut...bila dplug in still berfungsi lagi.....hahaha....thank lappie....eh salah tv 14 inci....hahaah

Dayana Mustaza;laptop yang sama berat dgn die...hahaha
Che Tanjung :tu laptop ke?
Tie Sri :klasik punya laptop tau k.mah....2 in 1...hhahaha....bila sri ckp 'bertukar' trus jd tv tau....nie kalu ada wireless cepat sedut tau...kakakka
Cik Aten:poyo punyhe statement...arghhhhh serupa tv lcd kat rumah je!

MEMASANG ANGAN2....START FROM NOW TERINGIN JER NAK BELI LAPTOP....SABAR2X